The Festivus Pole…..

An essential item for your Festivus Party is the Festivus Pole. There are quite a few prepaid options available but we decided to make ours fairly simply by getting a Christmas tree base at Big Lots and buy a 4 ft piece of custom cut conduit from Home Depot. Just make sure the conduit is thick enough to stand solidly in whatever base you use. We have a small apartment and couldn’t really use a Christmas tree anymore because our cat would constantly chew on it. You can get some cheap colored post it notes and maybe some clear tape at a dollar store so that you can write and tape your grievances to it which is very cathartic.

Jamaican Festivus Song

New song we are working on…

Jamaican Festivus Song
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Hey if yer a little bit blue

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We got the very best thing for you
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Come on now and sing along

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Join in our Jamaican Festivus Song!
Chorus:

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Hey Mon, it’s a Festivus Pole

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Extruded in the days of ol

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Hey Mon, it’s a Festivus Pole

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It’s a day to Bear your soul

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Yes It’s a day to celebrate

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All the tings

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Dat make us irate
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It’s a day to wrestle your dad

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Its a day to

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Take the good wid de bad

 Chorus:

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Hey Mon,, it’s a Festivus Pole

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Extruded in the days of ol

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Hey Mon, it’s a Festivus Pole

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It’s a day to Bear your soul

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If you sick of the holiday cheer

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You can drink up a

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Festivus beer
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If you feel a little moribund

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You wanna give some coins

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To da Human Fund
[Chorus]