Festivus Carol on Smule
If you have a VIP Smule membership, you can record your own karaoke version of Let Us Have A Festivus:
Festivus Pole 2023
This year’s Festivus Pole was made from a 12″x0.75″ round aluminum rod purchased on eBay. The base was made from generic green Lego pieces purchased from Dollar Tree. This is a much more portable version than the conduit we had in 2020.
Festivus Karaoke app for Android
Totally free app featuring an acoustic version of Let Us Have a Festivus by Tea With Warriors and lyrics that you can sing along with.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=appinventor.ai_cterpin.Festivus_Karaoke
Festivus Playlist
The Festivus Pole…..
An essential item for your Festivus Party is the Festivus Pole. There are quite a few prepaid options available but we decided to make ours fairly simply by getting a Christmas tree base at Big Lots and buy a 4 ft piece of custom cut conduit from Home Depot. Just make sure the conduit is thick enough to stand solidly in whatever base you use. We have a small apartment and couldn’t really use a Christmas tree anymore because our cat would constantly chew on it. You can get some cheap colored post it notes and maybe some clear tape at a dollar store so that you can write and tape your grievances to it which is very cathartic.
Festivus carol
Arguably the #1 “Festivus Carol” on the internet, download this catchy carol for your next Festivus Party.
https://teawithwarriors.bandcamp.com/album/the-festivus-collection
Festivus Graphics
Here are some free Festivus posters we made. Print them and put them in a cheap 8×10 frame for a quick decoration for your next Festivus Party!
Festivus Rock 2018
Jamaican Festivus Song
New song we are working on…
Jamaican Festivus Song C Hey if yer a little bit blue F. G We got the very best thing for you Come on now and sing along F. G Join in our Jamaican Festivus Song! C Hey Mon, it’s a Festivus Pole F. G Extruded in the days of ol C Hey Mon, it’s a Festivus Pole F G It’s a day to Bear your soul C Yes It’s a day to celebrate F All the tings G Dat make us irate It’s a day to wrestle your dad F Its a day to G Take the good wid de bad |
Chorus:
C Hey Mon,, it’s a Festivus Pole F. G Extruded in the days of ol C Hey Mon, it’s a Festivus Pole F G It’s a day to Bear your soul C If you sick of the holiday cheer F You can drink up a G Festivus beer If you feel a little moribund F You wanna give some coins G To da Human Fund |